truckyousasha:

*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 

BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

(via anothergayshark)

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

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REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

(via pizza)

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

meladoodle:

i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

(via ebaydotcom)

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you. — lntroductions.tumblr.com (via lntroductions)

(via lesbipoet13)

Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness. — Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(via ghostofvangoghsear)

arikhaldan:

Three years later, my body looks exactly how I pictured it to look when I was younger. It has been a fun journey, so far. Here’s to many more years of growth as a human.

(via straightupnayasexual)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via justacraigularjoe)

(via pizza)

  • Teacher : What comes after 69?
  • Student : Mouthwash.
  • Teacher : Get out.

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

(via johnathanocallaghan)